Streams of Consciousness

Bunny: Breaking and Entering

  I was a strange child.  I'm perfectly willing to admit that right off the bat.  So it should come as no surprise that Easter weekends always made me very nervous. Yes, Easter is ...

Why Do Guys Text Their Junk?

I’ve had a few thoughts running through my mind lately because of “Weinergate”. (And as an aside...with a name like that, didn’t Representative Weiner spend enough time getting shoved into ...

Procrastination

I’ve been procrastinating on writing a blog post. Obviously. I started to write a couple weeks ago when I dropped an entire pot of cooked macaroni on the kitchen floor. (Five second rule, right? ...

Top Chef: Raccoon

Most people guard their yards against raccoons by securing trash can lids and not leaving pet food out, right?  Well, that wouldn’t work with my raccoons.  Noooooo!  At my house, we apparently ...

How to Carry Heavy Objects

With apologies to learned doctors and physical therapists, sometimes the correct way to carry heavy objects is not the correct way at all. The other day I purchased something at Costco.  Now, we ...

To Double Space. Or Not.

News flash: I’ve apparently been dating myself with punctuation spacing. First it was the Kleenex tucked in my sleeve.  Then it was the bifocals.  Now I find out that double spacing after a ...