Streams of Consciousness
JuneCalender

My New Year’s Resolutions

  I finally got around to making my New Year’s Resolutions.  In June.  And obviously, “not procrastinating" isn’t one of them. But before you make fun of me — although from ...

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The Sea-Monkey Letter

I think we've already established that I was a strange child (see "Bunny:  Wanted for Breaking and Entering"). But in addition to being strange, apparently, I also had an anger management ...

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The Tortoise and…Well, No Hare

  We live in a neighborhood that has seen more than its fair share of "missing cat" signs taped to stop signs and light poles.  They've almost become part of every day life here. But ...

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The Aging Game

"What is that giant pimple doing right in the middle of my forehead?" I thought as I stared in the mirror without my glasses on. Yep. That's what I was thinking...just before I looked into the ...

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Marriage Is Work

Don't get me wrong, I don't mean I actually have to work at my marriage.  By this point, we've pretty much got the whole relationship-thing down to a science without a lot of effort.  What I mean, ...

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Hitting Bottom: A Girl & Her Glasses

  If I could reclaim all the time that I have spent looking for my reading glasses, I could live to be a hundred.  I even lost them for several minutes while I was writing this blog post.  ...