I’ve had a few thoughts running through my mind lately because of “Weinergate”.

(And as an aside, with a name like that, didn’t Representative Weiner spend enough time getting shoved into his high school locker to have learned that his name was embarrassing enough, without him actively contributing to the theme?)

But my thoughts aren’t really about him, specifically.  I mainly have a general question for the rest of you guys.  Does texting pictures of your junk actually WORK?

I assume you’re thinking our first reaction will be along the lines of, “Wow!  Gotta get me some of that!”  Uh, yeah…well…I hate to disappoint (and I obviously don’t speak for all women), but I think our reactions more accurately fall somewhere in the range of:

• Dude. We’ve met.
• Don’t you work during the day?
• How drunk were you when you took that?
• How cold were you when you took that?
• Ewwww.

Listen guys, in my opinion, all you need to to know about what really turns us on is in the old fairy tales.  Read Cinderella or Snow White.  There were no dicey photos in either one.  The Prince kisses the girl and carries her off to his castle.  You want to turn me on?  Text me a picture of your castle.

So I’m just sayin’…guys, please think twice before joining the explicit photo craze.  Although…come to think of it, there is one occasion when a photo of you and your junk would be a complete turn on:

Yep…when you’re cleaning your junk out of the garage and hauling it out to the curb.  Come on, girls…you know that’s sexy!